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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Two Sandwiches, Feb 9, 2014.

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  1. Two Sandwiches

    Two Sandwiches Member

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    Not initially, though.

    I was at Kohl's yesterday with the wife. I was off by myself looking at clearance stuff, and I heard this old guy (mid 60's at least) just randomly talking to people. All of a sudden he comes up to me, and here's our conversation:

    Him: Oh heyyy, it's you again!
    Me (thinking I might know him): Oh hey, I thought I might have recognized you.
    Him: I saw you down at the Rv Show today, right?
    Me (confused...never been to an rv show): Yeah...
    Him (leaning in): You know, after the show, I went down to that p*rn shop on fourteenth street and got some toys.
    Me(Wtf?): Oh yeah?
    Him: Yeah, then I went down to that Asian masseuse shop and got a 20/20 (I have no idea what this is), it felt reeeaaallll good.
    Me(WTF?!?!?!): Nice!
    Him: Yeah.

    He said something else, that wasn't perverted right after because he must have seen my face contort in a disgusted way, and I let him finish that sentence, and was like, "Hey, I gotta go. I'll see ya later."


    I don't think I've ever felt so dirty. Lol.



    Am I a real life troll?
     
    #1 Two Sandwiches, Feb 9, 2014
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    Perhaps he was also pretending to be someone else, for kicks.
     
    #2 durvasa, Feb 9, 2014
  3. Mr. Brightside

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    Damn, what's a 20/20? Seems real nice.
     
    #3 Mr. Brightside, Feb 9, 2014
  4. J Sizzle

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    EddieWasTrolling
     
    #4 J Sizzle, Feb 9, 2014
  5. The Hunted

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    This didn't happen, you're lying. There's no p*rn shop on fourteenth street.
     
    #5 The Hunted, Feb 9, 2014
  6. Two Sandwiches

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    Not in Houston.


    And I swear to you it did happen.
     
    #6 Two Sandwiches, Feb 9, 2014
  7. RV6

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    I think he was the one trolling.
     
    #7 RV6, Feb 9, 2014
  8. Mr. Brightside

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    Eddie might be the star of a new Youtube prank video very soon.
     
    #8 Mr. Brightside, Feb 9, 2014
  9. Relentless

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    This is the dumbest **** I've ever seen.

    Go to hell OP
     
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  10. Two Sandwiches

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    It was nice to meet you yesterday, as well.
     
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    reppded.
     
    #11 moestavern19, Feb 9, 2014
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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/iXIg1yE8HmE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    Was it Ed Bassmaster?
     
    #12 TexasStake, Feb 9, 2014
  13. FTW Rockets FTW

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    OP, y u no ask him what's a 20/20?
     
    #13 FTW Rockets FTW, Feb 9, 2014
  14. Two Sandwiches

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    I wish it was Ed Bassmaster. He's awesome. This guy was old enough to be my grandfather. That's what made it weird. If I find it on the internet, I'll post it, and you guys can laugh at me.
     
    #14 Two Sandwiches, Feb 9, 2014
  15. arkoe

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    I hope I come across this story again in the future so I can let out a hearty chuckle.
     
    #15 arkoe, Feb 9, 2014
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    Bad grandpa 2
     
    #16 cheke64, Feb 9, 2014
  17. Jontro

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    Will go to a masseuse and ask for a 20/20.
     
    #17 Jontro, Feb 9, 2014
  18. BDswangHTX

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    please let us know how it goes.

    I think we're all a bit curious.
     
    #18 BDswangHTX, Feb 9, 2014
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    Did somebody post a similar story on Reddit?
     
    #19 dharocks, Feb 9, 2014
  20. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Yeah, 20/20, 30/30... whatever it takes.
     
    #20 CometsWin, Feb 9, 2014
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