Shower thoughts.

71% of the earth is water.

That water is not carbonated.

So earth is in fact, mostly flat.

 

You ever feel like paleontologists are going to go extinct, like the dinosaurs they hunt for, just because... they found them all?

 

Horses are the most farted-upon animal

 

The ocean is soup: it has meat, water, vegetables and spices.

 

If your car could travel the speed of light, would your headlights still work?

 

Are there any snakes just randomly inside my house right now?

 

Short answer, it's physically impossible, but if you could actually get to the speed of light, the universe would end before you could check.

Speed of light = infinite time dialation; time of the outside universe would essentially stop and the universe would appear to end quicker than that toy submarine imploded on the way to the Titanic.

 

Do bees ever become diabetic?

 

Walking through a spiderweb must be way more traumatic for a blind person.

 

If everything we experience is instantly a memory, that is proof of immortality in some form.

 

If your calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than your browser history

 

Why does everyone in post-apocalyptic TV shows/Movies have clothes that aren't worn out and how does everyone have clothes that fit them perfectly? I'd think that at least that if they were wearing their original pre-doomsday clothes, they'd all be baggy now due to less food.

 

Any machine can be a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough for long enough.

 

I see the legends of my prowess proceed me.

 

Hmmm.

 

Neanderthals et al

 

For the 'gram?

 

Smoke is actually what makes electronics work. Once you let it out, said electronic ceases to work.