Rockets officially tease new jerseys

I don’t see Giannis

 

Is that Batman and Robin

 

Does this mean we're not trading KD or Alpi then?

 

Trade Sengun

 

Bachelor number 1 likes taking long finger twirls on the beach

Bachelor number 2 is a bad boy who likes to tell it like it is on twitter

 

I hate that KD is the silhouette

 

It's symbolic; he was a silhouette in the playoffs.

 

Even his shadow is ugly....

 

Does the black mean something? We are going to have black jerseys

 

You don't use non-franchise players to model new jerseys.

I guess Sengun and KD are staying no matter how much Clutchfans wants them gone. I am also confused since I thought Fred Van Vleet was our franchise player. I wish the franchise would stop sending mixed signals.

 

Uuh, where is the tease? There is literally nothing there.

 

Ah. Big NO to V-Neck! Just a rounded neck please.

 

I'd buy the red and white ones, the black ones look like a Cavs jersey to me weirdly and I don't even think they ever had pinstripes lmao. I didn't buy the Houston Clippers jersey so I aint buying another Harden one either. Wait, not I'm a dumbass, it looks like a West Germany/Germany away kit from way back more than a Cavs jersey. I'm definitely not buying that **** either lol. I don't think those are the official ones though right?

 

they are gonna force feed us our KD medicine whether we like it or not. Interesting strategy lol.

 

They gonna show us the jerseys right after announcing they've traded Amen and Sengun to LA for LeBron. 1st pick for the Thunder? I forget who we ever actually owed picks to at this point.

 

Those are painfully generic. The only creative touch is the dunkstronaut on the side of the shorts. Apart from that, blah. You can't just throw the right colors at a boring design and call it quits.

 

If these are real, I'm ok with that. Sometimes basic is better. You can never go wrong with the classic colors.