2 PART CAPTION GAME post a caption for one or both! 1. 2. actual caption:Action figures of President George W. Bush and Islamic militant Osama bin Laden are part of a group of new action figure designs by Herobuilders. The Connecticut toy maker is selling 'life-like action figures' based on major figures tied to the Sept. 11 attacks, including Bush, bin Laden, former New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani and British Prime Minister Tony Blair. (Vicale Corporation via Reuters) ----
2. BIN LADEN: Oh god please don't kill me!!! I'm not really a terrorist-I'm a loser!! I have to lie to women to get laid! I've got a little dick, man- it's pathetic... Oh jeez, look at that- would a terrorist piss himself?!?!
Shoot me; stab me. I am not afraid. Just don't melt me with a magnifying glass. Rumsfield: No, No, No, Mr. President. Bend his legs the wrong way, and pull his freaking head off.
