Gotta keep that puppy rollin'... A guy walks into a bar...ouch... A dyslexic guy walks into a bra... What does a skeleton order when he walks into a bar? A beer and a mop Two eggs and a slice of toast walk into a bar and order a beer, but the bartenders says, "Sorry, we dont' serve breakfast here" and, of course, the all time classic... This piece of string walks into a bar and orders a beer, but the bartender says, "Sorry, man, we dont' serve pieces of string in this bar...now get out!" So, the string goes home, wondering how he'll get into the bar..."I know", he says, "I'll disguise myself!". So, he's looking at himself, wondering how he'll disguise himself, and he starts messing up his hair really bad..."That's a good start", he says, but he knows that's not gonna fool the bartender...He starts racking his brain so much over this, he ties himself up in knots...He then realizes that, in his nervousness, he just made the perfect disguise! The bartender will never recognize him! He goes back to the bar and orders a beer... "Hey...aren't you that piece of string I kicked out of here before?" "No sir", the string says, "I'm a frayed knot"...
