Happy Holidays Clutch Fans! No game tonight, so let's have some fun. Who out there can top these lyrics? Starting from the top (in a Bing Crosby voice or course) let's begin. On the twelfth day of Christmas our Rockets gave to me...... Twelve Asik Tears.... Eleven Missed Free Throws.... Ten LOF's.... Nine LOH's.... Eight Pump Fakes.... Seven Harden Flops.... Six Bench Points.... (slowly) Fiiiive up high for Hinkie taking Whiiiite.... Four fouls on Jones.... Three pointers flying.... Two poison pills.... (slowly) And C-Par staring at Sky's b%%bies.... Just wanted to poke some fun at our club. Nothing personal, everyone have a safe and wonderful Christmas. (ROF) for life. Beat the Spurs!! Would be the greatest gift I'd receive.
I started writing a "'Twas the Night Before Christmas ~ Rockets edition", then I got busy... Here's what I got so far: 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the arena Not a creature was balling, not even a trainer The banners were hung on the ceiling with care In hopes that another championship soon would be there The Rockets were nestled all snug in their beds While visions of big contracts dance in their heads And Morey on his iPad and Les on his lap Had just signed another star under the cap Jeremy is the Asian sensation His favorite toy is a playstation Sent to the bench all to his dismay He handled it with nothing but grace Greg Smith is the big gummy bear You'll recognize him by his curly hair Got called for tying his shoe in the paint Coach shook his head so hard almost did he faint Harden is the one with a big beard Opponents guard his eurostep with fear Traded to us by the OKC Thunder Why they're so stupid, we wonder .... Maybe I'll finish it next year lol...
