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What makes Paxton “manly”?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by CCorn, May 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM.

  1. CCorn

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    Ken is a manly 5'9" tall, too. He's the full package. Fat AND short AND unhealthy AND a crook and scammer devoid of any sort of moral fiber.

    Talarico isn't a great manly-man athlete by any stretch - he was in theater and debate in high school - but he's legit over 6' tall and if I were him I'd honestly challenge Ken to a boxing match for charity just to see how quickly chubby little Ken runs away. Ken looks like he'd run about 2 feet then need to stop for a Marlboro and a scotch on the rocks while he caught his breath.

    In any case, I know I'd certainly PPV that fight.
     
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    He is a horrible person

    ...and so are all of you who will vote for him.
     
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    The (D) and (R) are the only obvious difference...
     
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    @Salvy and @raining threes can't wait to stand in line for their cult leader's handpicked candidate. The anchor baby and a redneck dumbass, ahh this simulation of the universe is becoming too unrealistic. :cool:
     
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    Ken Paxton can simulaneously give his signature “sexy bedroom eyes” stare to two different women on opposite sides of the room. If that isn’t manly, I don’t know what is.
     
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    How does he know Kash isn't giving the eyes to the same two?
     
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    If he takes an L new incoming FBI Director...same as old.
     
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    I didn’t realize he was a little person too. Poor wittle guy.
     
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    I’m not sure but Paxton’s policies are proven to be effective. Talarico’s ultra left wing policies are proven failures. Thats why Democrats run on identity politics and avoid issues and policies as much as they can.

    GOOD DAY
     
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    I don’t know about manly, but apparently he sucks a mean dick based on the Trump endorsement.

    He is a terrible person, so he will fit in well.
     
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    He’s not a real little person - he’s like Cotton Hill except instead of losing his shins in the war, he blew them off himself setting off the fireworks at the Federalist Society’s 4th of July picnic.
     
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    All I see is a pedophile enabler.
     
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    I'm just loving watching the RINO/Globalists get picked off one by one.
     
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    This dude cosplays as a Christian and claims "Jesus is his savior" while at the same time praising the guy who had an affair and used tax payer money cover it up. This is who he's happy about winning the nomination

    Cosplaying MAGA Christians are hands down the biggest disgrace to religion we've ever seen.

    Yeah the guy who was impeached for corruption and had a fbi investigation in him sure has amazing policies. Let's not even talk about his track record of being easy on pedophiles.

    Not a single one of these MAGATs has any dignity. None

     
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    Is it corruption or defending pedophiles that’s a proven success?
     
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    Tries to be a ManWhore
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    Allows Pedophiles to pedophile

    Rocket River
     
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    Doesn’t seem manly
     
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    When you start from the unshakable premise that the fat, incontinent orange geariatric buffoon is the paragon of testosterone-soaked alpha-male "Chad" energy, it leads you to draw some dubious secondary conclusions about the nature of masculinity in others.
     
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