Rockets officially tease new jerseys

If those are the new jerseys I’m fine with it and I love the dunkstronaut being the primary logo, I just hope that ugly “R” logo is removed and hopefully it’s an actual rocket instead.

The “R” logo reminds me of straight disappointment from Yao and T-Mac injuries and Harden choking in the playoffs. I really hope it’s a Rocket on the logo!

 

Pinstripes give me nightmare flashbacks to the Francis/Mobley pajamas.

 

Gotta say, this post is top tier lmao

 

Same deadbeats that had trouble with the Fakers that got their a$$es handed to them by the Thunder;
which made the Suns looked better in their series with the Thunder.

Rockets < Lakers < Suns < Thunder

But hey, run it back with laim-o slow-poke VanVleet. Guy couldn't get by
anyone two seasons ago. Losing Eason.....yeah, run it back.

 

I'd like to see a tasteful rocket over the dunkstronaught.

 

Tasteful meaning no dildo? Kinda takes away the sport of it doesn't it?

 

So Charles Barkley was not available to runway the kits? What am I missing here.

 

A) The official tease is beyond exciting.

B) What Bradeaux posted are not the jerseys. The guy who designed them says it, plain as day, these are just his fan-fiction.

C) But see A

 

All I see is a snake and a turkey

 

The Wolves are revealing their new uni’s on June 7th. With the Rockets tease you would have to imagine the release date for theirs is close to that date. Feels like uni reveals are always relatively close together in the offseason.

 

Steve loves the teaser too

 

The black with pinstripe is mouthwatering, I might buy the jersey and the shorts

 

Tease me with an improved roster.

 

This is what half the people here have been pining for for 20+ years though - that and $0.50 sodas from a vending machine

 

It means we're trading Alpi and Reed.

 

This is really good work, sir.

 

I hate its Sengun.....so we're even

 

Know who else has boring uniforms? The Celtics, Lakers, Spurs, Yankees, Red Sox, Dodgers, Giants. Icnoic.

Teams like the Magic and the Raptors have "exciting" uniforms, particularly for 13 year old boys.

 

Fred and Steven are coming back. Mission accomplished