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[Official] Astros @ Orioles

Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by Castor27, Apr 28, 2026.

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  1. Buck Turgidson

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    boom

    or, as Blum called it: Wham Bam Thank You Cam
     
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    Cam !!!

    We needed the constipated run-scoring to release.
     
    #242 Houstunna, Apr 30, 2026
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  3. mvpcrossxover

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    crooked numbers for the astros

    rare these days for astros batters
     
    #243 mvpcrossxover, Apr 30, 2026
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    cam smith!
     
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  5. mvpcrossxover

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    Ken Griffey Jr. and Ichiro aren't far off either
     
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  6. Nook

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    Udoka's philosophy is the post AIDS Magic Johnson offensive philosophy...... "Give me the **** ball and get out of the way"
     
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  7. Nook

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    Griffey Jr. was lazy.

    Ichiro.... Gwynn.... Boggs... Maddux... all really smart.

    Pedro Martinez is a genius as well.
     
    #247 Nook, Apr 30, 2026
  8. RussE

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    Lance…please don’t blow it in the first inning.
     
    #248 RussE, Apr 30, 2026
  9. Tomstro

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    Nice but Lance needs more than 5 runs

    he’ll give it all back with walks and dingers
     
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  10. Nook

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    Harris? Johnson? Shewmake?

    Are these the Astros or the Newark Bears?
     
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    Relllax Jason Alexander is already stretched out from game 1, he said he is ready to go.... plus Shewmake pitched some in Pony League and said he will throw a couple innings for a corndog and nachos.
     
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  12. mvpcrossxover

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    yorGAWN!
     
    #252 mvpcrossxover, Apr 30, 2026
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    Yordan!
     
    #253 zeeshan2, Apr 30, 2026
  14. mvpcrossxover

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    why is isaac swinging at pitches out of the zone?
     
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  15. RussE

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    Yordan crushed that ball. Is 6 enough?
     
    #255 RussE, Apr 30, 2026
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    :)
     
    #256 Jake Tower, Apr 30, 2026
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    Damn this dude pitching for the Os must really suck
     
    #257 Htown Stros, Apr 30, 2026
  18. dc rock

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    Art Howe was voted most handsome manager in Astros’ history, but he finished his career in Houston under .500.

    [​IMG]

    My point is, I don’t know what “looks” or facial features have to do with managing a team.
     
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  19. Tomstro

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    Just fyi, I don’t think anyone is being serious. Pretty sure it’s a joke. Please don’t try to turn this into a race thing. I may be wrong but that’s really where it looks like you’re going. Obviously, nobody here thinks a manager should be hired because he’s handsome or not or smart looking or not. Clearly, it just a joke.
     
    #259 Tomstro, Apr 30, 2026
  20. Tomstro

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    No stoking the flames of division on the Astros forum. Go to the D&D if you must do that.
     
    #260 Tomstro, Apr 30, 2026
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