ClutchFans Game Thread: Rockets @ Lakers 4/29/2026 (Playoffs Round 1, Game 5)

We need to stay composed, the Lakers are gonna make a run

 

It seems impossible it could take five seconds to get to the paint but he is living proof it can be done

 

You'd think they'd make it less obvious, did they never see the Pendragons back in the day? Far more impressive changing from skimpy outfit to skimpy outfit instead of progressively getting thinner throughout the act lmao

 

Jabari has never been able to get great position in that mid post area looks like he's always rushing & often bails smaller defenders out with that fadaway. If he could get better positioning he'd be way more deadly in the mid range.

 

Still weird seeing these guys on ESPN.

 

Really hope Reed and Holiday can get hot and make some shots in the 2nd half.

 

zoomed in camera doesn't make it that impressive

 

This halftime show is so bad

 

Oh wait, is he gonna chop her into bits? Ok now we're talking

 

That’s why he did what he done to JFK

 

Uh oh, Barkley talking about how the ball stops when KD is on the floor...

 

Trying to watch this game via stream on my phone I'm dodging cam girl pop-ups left and right, the p*rn is hunting me like Reed Sheppard

 

I was hoping she would accidentally take off the last dress. But now they are going to stab her in a box

 

Pretty clear Lakers need 3PT more than the Rockets.

LA out-shot the Rockets by far Game 3 (28% vs 41)..... and needed an All-Time collapse to win.

Tonight, both teams shooting well.... advantage HOU.

If both teams go cold.... advantage HOU.

 

He still needs to gain 20-30 pounds. It’s not like he’s going to give up any part of his game getting heavier.

 

Kenny smith I really miss seeing you hit a three off a dream assist


But you head so shiny bald in front that tv on my tv what up with that

 

when has any of these baseless conspiracy theories actually come true that you guys come up with?

 

He's got a point. Hard to double team when you don't know who's getting the ball.

 

this is what this young team need.

not dickerson hoggin the ball and hoist up mid-range jumpers

not steady freddy shooting 15 3 pointers in a playoff game

i wish adams was healthy and dillon brooks was still here