ClutchFans Game Thread: Lakers @ Rockets 4/24/2026 (Playoffs Round 1, Game 3)

Oh good, he's still dressing like he thinks it's fashion week. And people actually acted like he was loads better than Jalen, he's genuinely just the white big man version. In fact, relative to position Alpi's efficiency's probably WORSE right now. Put this mother****er in a Bee Gees tribute act and get us somebody who wants to play ball ffs.

 

Bruh Iran agreed on giving up it's nuclear program before the war and agreed on giving up it's enriched uranium. Trump was convinced to go to war with Iran cuz Israeli Intel told him it would be a quick victory. Again man keep your low iq propaganda somewhere.

This was war never about nuclear weapons. It was about being Israel b****.

 

People are going to be coming for Ime's neck if the Rockets lose tonight, but a loss should really be an indictment on Stone and the entire rebuild.

 

racist?

thats all you libs do is do racists things like calling a black cop blue if he is republican

You guys promote identity politics which is racism stating you MUST fall in line with your group - last name Chavez you must votedem

You can’t be an individual?

That’s racist.



and southern poverty law center awaits your donation. lol

I never said anything racist about somalis. just a $19 billion lib scam associated with them

when you’re libs get caught u scream racism. stfu

that waters down real racism.

 

ALPI JUST MADE THE BROADCAST IN HIS MICHAEL JACKSON JACKET

@tinman

 

Identity politics u libs believe in is racist.

fall in line with your group. cant be an individual
lol

if you are a black cop and vote red you are not black, u are blue

Southern poverty law center is waiting for your racist money

lib default is to behave as racist and accuse others as racist

and to kill those who don’t believe the lib way
desth cultists

 

Pack it up boys

 

KD turning into Embiid in front of our own eyes.

Misses 1 game all season due to injury, misses 2 of 3 playoff games due to injury.

On the plus side, we are closing in on All Fire(d), if the Rockets don’t make this a series!

 

No breh that’s some ugly shirt his chic got him

 

all he needed was the sparkly glove on one hand

 

Bad news: they’re all injured
Good news: all of Ime’s crutches have been taken away, will actually have to coach (ha ha ha)
Bad news: they’re going to blame injuries for losing to a just as depleted team
Good news: Shhhh. Just close your eyes. It will all be over soon.
Bad news: but not before you get to watch the fake core 5 play two more games

 

yeah so Kennard can drop 30 on us again

 

Didn’t wanna do it but ur ignored.

ur a nut case

 

Brooooo 100% lol

 

Protip - if you ever run into a pedo cabal ballroom enthusiast like @Tfor3 just spoutin racist nonsense on a basketball message board on a random Friday - he may be beyond your powers of persuasion and best left to rot in his unending slop pile of white grievance

 

Yall should all stop supporting all the many paedos, shut the **** up and take it to the D&D, it's a ****in game thread fellas, stop polluting it. Memes, inane bullshit, complaining, no ****ing politics!

 

Sengun is gonna big dick this game. we need it. we need the Sengun big dick.

 

he’s gonna play like FIBA God

 

Would you guys be too upset if Durant were to just retire this offseason? I've already lost faith for next season too with this guy.

I just know we're going to trade the farm for Freak and roll out a nursing home plus Thompson.