[War] Trump surrenders to Iran in a humiliating defeat

not sure why Satan’s mightiest soldier is this shook over this of all things…him attacking the Pope is much worse and way more depraved

and nobody buys this sh*t anyways…nobody saw that picture and thought “doctor”

 

That’s not broccoli, a piece of chicken and another thing.

 

Don’t you ever stop with your bullshiit Baghdad Bob?

 

"With our socially awkward powers combined --- WE ARE ASS KISSING LOSERS!"

 

This is hilarious. If the GOP nominates either of these ****s with their Trump ****-stink they’re more deluded than I thought possible.

 

Safe to say the stuff below wasn't bought for the soldiers actually deployed.

$6.9 million for lobster
$15.1 million on ribeye steaks
$2 million on Alaskan king crab
Nearly $140,000 on doughnuts
Over $124,000 on ice cream machines

 

Whisky Pete Roasted By Gavin Newsom & Others Over ‘Pulp Fiction’ Prayer Debacle

Caught quoting lines of a phony Bible passage from Pulp Fiction as scripture Wednesday during a Pentagon ceremony,
Trump's DUI hire has become even more of a piñata to political foes and more than ever.​

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that plate of food looks like something my dog would sh*t out, some unseasoned shoe leather, and some carrots

you’re gonna have to dishonorably discharge me because ain’t no fcking way you’ll have me giving my life for Israel while being fed Cambodian prison food

 

Trump is such a horrible human being. I guess this is his sick and twisted way of revenge against the Pope for disagreeing with him. He has such an evil mindset.


The Trump administration has canceled an $11 million federal contract with Catholic Charities, ending a funding relationship that spanned more than 60 years. The Office of Refugee Resettlement, a branch of the Department of Health and Human Services, has funded Catholic Charities of the Archdiocese of Miami since the 1960s, according to the Miami Herald.

The federal funds have supported shelters for unaccompanied migrant children. Church officials said the abrupt loss of funding could lead to the organization shutting down its migrant outreach program within the next few months, according to the Miami Herald.

https://www.deseret.com/u-s-world/2026/04/16/trump-cancels-funding-to-florida-catholic-charities/

 

Saw this. Can't help but wonder if Trump wants JD gone and Rubio as his VP/underling. If so and Vance resigns... god help us.

Trump muses about Vance vs. Rubio as Iran peace talks heat up

CNN
By Kristen Homes & Kevin Liptak

With Vice President JD Vance, a one-time Iran war skeptic, now tasked with brokering a deal to end it, President Donald Trump has been monitoring his progress closely and inquiring with various friends and advisers how they’d rank his performance, according to three people familiar with the conversations.

The president has wondered aloud how they think Vance compares to Secretary of State Marco Rubio, a potential rival for the 2028 Republican presidential nomination, these people said.

Never over the course of Trump’s second term has his second-in-command been more in the spotlight than in the past week, when a pair of foreign visits and a dust-up between the president and the leader of the world’s Catholics — of which Vance is one — placed him squarely at the center of Trump’s whirlwind.

For now, Trump seems to have full confidence in Vance’s negotiating abilities, with the vice president on standby to return to Pakistan to resume negotiations with Iran if a deal appears to be coming together, according to sources familiar with the talks.

But the president, who spoke by phone with Vance as many as a dozen times during the first round of talks in Islamabad last weekend, has made clear he’s watching carefully.

“If it doesn’t happen, I’m blaming JD Vance,” Trump said, somewhat in jest, of an Iran deal during an Easter lunch this month. “If it does happen, I’m taking full credit.”

As momentum builds for another round of talks with Iran, the White House voiced full support for Vance’s role.

“Vice President Vance continues to show why President Trump has tapped him to lead the Iran negotiations along with Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner. His ability to take on some of the biggest challenges head-on makes him an invaluable member of the Administration full of top performers,” White House communications director Steven Cheung said in a statement. Cheung traveled to Pakistan with Vance last weekend.

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Trump said during COVID that logistics are easy and nothing to worry about. Should have been disqualified from public office on that alone.

 

Happy Friday my dudes.

Is the Strait open yet?

 

The Strait of Hormuz is FULLY OPEN.

Trump delivers AGAIN. Amazing. Stocks are soaring, oil price is plunging. DonnyMoist is on suicide watch!

Oil Prices Dive After Iran Says Strait Is Open
The comments came as a cease-fire between Israel and Lebanon appeared to be holding

Oil prices plunged more than 10% and stock futures soared after Iran said the Strait of Hormuz is "completely open" to commercial vessels following a cease-fire in Lebanon.

The comments from Iran's foreign minister on X came as a newly struck cease-fire between Israel and Lebanon appeared to be holding on its first day. The 10-day truce began at midnight local time after weeks of fighting between the Israeli military and the Iran-backed Lebanese militant group Hezbollah.


https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/iran-war-us-talks-2026


GOOD DAY

 

Yes! Happy Friday, amigo!


LMAOOOOOOO

 

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You left out a key part of the Iranian statement. Here's the whole thing so you can see if anything jumps out.



If ships are forced to use the "coordinated route" that means much less traffic is possible than before the war. Here's the "coordinated route" being used today along with the dashed green lines representing normal traffic patterns. It's like funneling a six lane freeway onto a residential street. The route may be technically open, but there will still be a huge backup.

 

The straight was open already. Just had to close it for a while so the US could murder some school children.