[Official] Rockies @ Astros

Scrub pitcher 1, scrub pitcher 2, scrub pitcher 3.

Gonna be a long season.

 

TBD might win 3 games this series, sad that it has come to that.

 

LLL

Don't surprise me

 

If we end up 6-14, Espada gotta go.

 

Sweep, for Astros as they fool us into thinking there actually may be some hope

 

How is it his fault we have no pitching?

 

Tough gig running the Stros’ socials these days, I’d imagine.

 

Its not. He’s still not a championship caliber manager.

 

This season was cursed when they made #Chasethefight the slogan. Sounds like something for World Star or TMZ.

 

So far, the Astros are like Don Zimmer trying to #Chasethefight.

 

Don’t know who covers 1B
Don’t dive after balls at our toes in the OF

put it this way, if you think he gets the most out of the talent on hand, then Dana needs to go

I think Joe definitely needs to go, and Dana probably does also

 

We lost 8 in a row; we got the AL West right where we want them, now is when we start the run and show the fans what there made of, nowhere to go but up and it starts NOW DANG IT, everyone rakes and the pitching is AWESOME

OR

LWL and the pitching is held up my bubble gum and duct tape

 

There's plenty ideas. Replace Zimmer with a handicap sign or Espada's head... Pedro with baseball gods. Hopefully not blurry.

 

We shall have our revenge

 

No Yainer.

6-9 still looks rough

 

Three of 4 players hitting above league average and one of those players way above.

 

Nobody looks at batting avg in mid april.

and Vazquez has like 12 at bats lol (ok 23)

cam is the only hitter in that bunch and he will finish the season at or below league average again.