ClutchFans Game Thread: Jazz @ Rockets 4/3/2026

SPARKLY COSTUME SCORE FOR HALFTIME: 10/10

 

This is way better than the other Bollywood dance troupe tbh

 

Jabari is 5-12 shooting. Last game it was 5-15.

 

do Bollywood dance troupes ever use hula hoops or pom poms? asking for a friend

 

I feel like my Indian friends be holdin out on me, none of them mother****ers dance at any work parties.

 

If they don't we should start a petition. Especially if we can add bendy robin hood ladies to the list...

 

that little kid is the absolute STAR of this show

 

Calvin cookin with that suit

 

He said pick up the trash and help out the earth

 

He said quit using electricity and water

 

I take it April is green month . . . someone send the memo to Jaden Ivey

 

Udoker would've put him on the bench

 

NGL, I was almost tempted to find some toxic waste to throw in a river just because it was one of the Ass brothers preaching at me.

 

minny is tanking to play the lakers.

 

I want to see that kid team up with Severo . . . that would be fuego

 

He needs to be developed

 

Wussies

 

yeah, I think that ad campaign's gonna backfire. I'm headed out to the back yard to burn my plastic returnables right now