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Tiger Woods is in a Car Crash

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DFWRocket, Feb 23, 2021.

  1. PhiSlammaJamma

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    First thought, 22 pages. That's a lot of paperwork.

    Second thought. No Skid Marks. Tiger did not shiot his pants as reported.

    Third thought. "Bro" for Hairstyle and "Bro" for eye color. We've got some racist cops at work here.

    Fourth Thought, the valet's actions and testimony are very suspicious.
     
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  2. Asian Sensation

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    That’s not a Buick.
     
  3. Supermac34

    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    Ha, you're right. Its a Hyundai.
     
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    Eddie Griffin
     
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    Counted at least 100 shots and he kept going still. How many golf balls can that basket hold??
     
  8. Buck Turgidson

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    Two-fiddy
     
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    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    And in his neighborhood again?

    Sounds like he is okay.
     
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    @basso Tiger needs full self driving Teslas breh
     
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    Arrested for suspicion of DUI. Passed breathalyzer. Refused urine test. Misdemeanor charges. Will be in jail for 8 hours. Police suspect intoxication from some sort of drug.
     
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    This ****ing guy. Just hire a personal driver.
     
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    Dude was f'd up on pain pills again.
     
  15. KingCheetah

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    So the question is, can I give you a general idea of how fast?

    "And the answer is, I can't. But I can tell you this, it's a 30-mile-an-hour speed limit. And when I show you the photos, they kind of speak for themselves.

    "You can see where he clipped the back of the trailer. You can see where he rolled. And then as he decelerates, sliding down on the driver's door of the vehicle, you can see that he slid for a pretty decent space before he came to a stop."


    https://www.themirror.com/sport/golf/tiger-woods-arrested-after-car-1762187
     
  16. tallanvor

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    I love the fact that John Daly is actually the far more responsible adult

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    Of all the celebrities in my life, there are very few who would have been lower on my list to crash and burn like he has.
     
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    tigre needs a real crew to hang with him 24/7.
     
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    He never got over his divorce and was living a lifestyle he wasn't prepared for. I would have bet on Jordan
     

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