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ClutchFans Game Thread: Rockets @ Bulls 3/23/2026

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Clutch, Mar 22, 2026.

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  1. Rinaldi

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    jabari and kd is angry at senguen for keeping the team in the game.they have party plans and they are stoned to hell
     
    #341 Rinaldi, Mar 23, 2026
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    That team actually had shooters, that's why it was so painful...This team can't shoot for ****...
     
    #342 Salvy, Mar 23, 2026
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    Go ahead and miss 27 straight 3s rockets.

    Do it.
     
    #343 mvpcrossxover, Mar 23, 2026
  4. Salvy

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    If Sengun gets decent again Turkey can be the 51st state....
     
    #344 Salvy, Mar 23, 2026
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    turn it around for us, Tari
     
    #345 PuzzledFan, Mar 23, 2026
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  6. Bury Me in the H

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    lol fluke ass 2 game win streak
     
    #346 Bury Me in the H, Mar 23, 2026
  7. mvpcrossxover

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    Overrated ass Dickerson
     
    #347 mvpcrossxover, Mar 23, 2026
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    ban KD from passing the ball man.. wtf are these passes? this is crazy.
     
    #348 DreamShook, Mar 23, 2026
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  9. CrixusTheUndefeatedGaul

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    KD is a damn TO machine.
     
    #349 CrixusTheUndefeatedGaul, Mar 23, 2026
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    whole team just looks discombobulated
     
    #350 LosPollosHermanos, Mar 23, 2026
  11. Amiga

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    What happen to run it again? Zone was working.
     
    #351 Amiga, Mar 23, 2026
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    Durant is making lazy passes again

    He's stoned out of his mind
     
    #352 Puppet Master, Mar 23, 2026
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    Eason infected the whole team with basketball aids
     
    #353 ThatBoyNick, Mar 23, 2026
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    I tried to tell him, lol
     
    #354 PWR, Mar 23, 2026
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    That pass needs more zip on it Reed!
     
    #355 Dobbizzle, Mar 23, 2026
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    Your average rec league hooper throws a crisper pass than Kevin Durant's noodle arm ass, dead duck ass, sloppy ass passes.
     
    #356 Dankstronaut, Mar 23, 2026
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    KD being #5 on the all-time scorers list makes sense purely based on how utterly horrid he is at passing the ball.
     
    #357 Downtown Sniper, Mar 23, 2026
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  18. mvpcrossxover

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    Boooo

    I wanted to see 27 straight missed 3s.
     
    #358 mvpcrossxover, Mar 23, 2026
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    REED
     
    #359 Os Trigonum, Mar 23, 2026
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    When Sengun gets cooked is it shawarma chicken instead of bbq?
     
    #360 Dobbizzle, Mar 23, 2026
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