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Chuck Norris Dead At 86 (Yes, Really)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by GRENDEL, Mar 20, 2026.

  1. Bobbythegreat

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    He didn't die, he merely defeated life.
     
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  3. The Captain

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    Chuck Norris is such an alpha male he has chest hair on his back.
     
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    Sure but do we really have to live between Conroe and College station?
     
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    Chuck Norris never forgot Poland

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    Bruce vs Kareem was also excellent
     
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    Chuck Norris vs Richard Simon, unwatchable TV champion era

    last night's in Hawaii upon arrival we struggled to breath, thought it was just the airport that smells like jets fuel,but even at the hotel you start guessing what kind of chemical kona flooding has stirred(diesels, chlorine) it lasted until earily morning to dissipate
     
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    RIP

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    • Original Name
      • Carlos Ray Norris
    • Birth
      • 10 Mar 1940
      • Ryan, Jefferson County, Oklahoma, USA
    • Education
      • North High School
      • Torrance, CA
    • Military Service
      • USAF, 1958 - 1962
    • Death
      • 19 Mar 2026 (aged 86)
      • Kauai County, Hawaii, USA




    the fight starts @ 2:30
     
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    It was active when he started, dormant when he reached the top.
     
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    When approached way back when to appear in the Bruce Lee film for That Fight Scene, Norris reportedly asked,

    "Will I have to lose?"

    "Uh, yeah. You'll have to lose." (i.e., "Dude, it's a Bruce Lee movie. Duh.")
     
    #32 ROXTXIA, Mar 23, 2026
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    That was the one thing that made that movie unrealistic
     
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    Silent Rage

    Missing in Action
     

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