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[HIRING] $50k-$90k/year; $50k signing bonus; student loan repayment, great benefits

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by El_Conquistador, Sep 1, 2025.

  1. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    Passing this along for those looking for something new...

    $50k - $90k/year base salary (depending on experience); overtime possible (likely)

    $50k signing bonus - payable over 3 years

    up to $60k of student loan repayment

    Fast paced job

    Strong sense of accomplishment and patriotism

    25 US cities to choose from

    Juicy benefits (healthcare, retirement)

    No college degree required

    APPLY BELOW

    https://www.usajobs.gov/job/838081000

    Deportation Officer, Department of Homeland Security, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)
     
    #1 El_Conquistador, Sep 1, 2025
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    It's wild that you can get compensated more for harassing children than you can for helping suicidal youth in this country. But yes, pro-life yada yada.
     
    #2 CCorn, Sep 2, 2025
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  3. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    The chance to make $100k+/year, stay in amazing shape, work in a great city of your choice like San Diego, Miami, Houston, Brownsville, and have a job filled with daily excitement... That has to be better than some of the miserable jobs I'm sure you guys trudge off to every day!

    Has anyone applied yet?


    GOOD DAY
     
    #3 El_Conquistador, Sep 2, 2025
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    Only Klansmen and their familiars need apply

    Rocket River
     
    #4 Rocket River, Sep 2, 2025
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    I’m sure many very fine people will be signing up for these jobs.
     
    #6 Newlin, Sep 2, 2025
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