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Rockets officially tease new jerseys

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Snow Villiers, May 26, 2026.

  1. Dobbizzle

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    I'll be honest, every time this thread gets bumped and it isn't the actual new jerseys then I'm going to take it as a personal attack from Stone and Ime like an irrational fan, because we're in that bitter shitty part of the year when other fans get to celebrate and we just know it's toxicity central til after the summer. Might as well start riding the wave early.
     
  2. Joe Rocket

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    If you're going to release a new uniform just furking release it. Why the stupid teaser? Is there a Rocket movie releasing as well?
     
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    Tilman is demanding they get released asap, he has some debt to pay off at Caesars Palace & wants World Cup fans to see the Rockets jersey on in town.
     
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    That's a good plan. If we get lots of other Rockets fans all over the world then maybe the league will rig a draft for us when an overseas kid dreams of playing at Toyota Center with FVV, KD and Steveo in 12 years.
     
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    OMG! I thought this was an AI joke. I don't mind a teaser a day or 2 before the announcement. This is going to be almost a week and a half.
     
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  7. Joe Rocket

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    The Rockets love torturing their fans.
     
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    Oh from their teasing last week to Thursday, yeah. And really, just one “jersey tease”. The rest was the diner.

    lol
     
  9. JW86

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    Haha that is gold. I prefer the diner and no mustard in our jerseys thank you.

     
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    Does Advertising Work? Just Did!
     
  11. Reeko

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    stuff like this is why I’m not going to any games next season

    they’re playing in our faces
     
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    Tilman about to drop a sex tape
     
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    Ugh again with the mustard. Red and yellow has always meant fire to me, until you ****ing yanks came with your McDonald’s and you cunts had to have mustard and ketchup on a hot dog and whatever else.
     
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    Knicks versus Spurs in the NBA FINALS!! Starts June 3!!
     
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    Yeah and Brits have been sucking up on those sh*tty burgers for decades. Can’t blame you though since the only thing you know how to cook is fried fish. For the record, I think all the Rockets’ uniforms have sucked. Screw tradition and put the R on a black jersey and be done.
     
  16. JW86

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    Classic Hemingway, wait….
     
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  17. Nook

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    Season didn't go as well as hoped? Future looking a little murky?

    NeW UNiFoRMS!!
     
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    2 men holding hands about to squirt the mustard? It is pride month.
     
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    I don't know - but they finish inside better than the Rockets do.
     
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    I guarantee you they dress better than Alperen Sengun does too.
     
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