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2026 Midterms

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by The Captain, Nov 13, 2025.

  1. leroy

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    And? What if he were?
     
  2. mtbrays

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    He could prostrate himself in front of Donald Trump to such a degree that even T_J himself would be forced to vote for him.
     
  3. JuanValdez

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    If they can tarnish him as a closeted vegan homosexual, even if it is denied and debunked and obviously dumb misinformation, it'll still effeminize him and he'll lose some votes on the margin from betas that will vote for the more masculine candidate. For this reason, Talarico should seek opportunities to be photographed standing next to Paxton. I think he is a couple inches taller than Paxton and that equals more votes.
     
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  4. Amiga

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    The face.

    One is young, typical if not good looking, normal.

    The other is... I haven't seen a face that embodied corruption before, but if there is one, it's that.
     
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    :cool:

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  6. The Captain

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    Spoiler that bro. I don't want to see his resting Oh face.
     
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  7. The Captain

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    LOL my bad, higher resolution than expecting.
     
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    Ken Paxton a ... Champion of Family Values


     
  10. Ottomaton

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    I saw a video where they compared Ken Paxton to the bad guy from the first Men in Black movie, "Edgar" the cockroach to wore Vincent D'Onofrio's flesh as an ill-fitting skin suit, and now I can'r unsee it.

    If you watch them side-by-side, their mannerisms are remarkably similar in the uncanny valley of fake humanity.

    upload_2026-5-30_7-38-43.jpeg

    Paxton definitely doesn't react in a normal, human way with normal human emotion. There's a weird delay before his face registers emotion and when he smiles, it feels like he is figting to keep his face from droop off of his head.

    I'm now pretty sure Paxton is a giant space bug wearing a human flesh suit. Prove me wrong.

    At leasr for me, the uncanny valley response to Paxton try to use his face in a normal human way to convey nonverbal information the way normal human beings do it is strikingly.... uncanny. I genuinely don't understand how anybody can watch the guy and not be creeped out, much less place their faith in him at the ballot box.
     
    #330 Ottomaton, May 30, 2026 at 7:41 AM
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  11. deb4rockets

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    No wonder Trump endorsed him. Those two crooked cons, fraudsters, liars, and adulterers are peas in a pod, supported by MAGA folks who just simply don't care how crooked their candidates are.
     
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  12. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    Dems are pedo’s — another one busted! This is the Dem senate candidate from Maine with the actual Nazi tattoo. Now caught preying on young girls.

     
  13. astros123

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    Not a single girl was underage in the wsj article. Projection at it's finest seeing how you love pedophiles
     
  14. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    Look at the most dishonest person on the BBS -- @astros123 -- making excuses for Pedo Platner! Shameful.

    The website he was on SPECIALIZES in teenage girls. Why was he on it?

    Why are so many Democrats perverts? It's a problem that needs to be solved.


    GOOD DAY
     
  15. astros123

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    Hilarious how the same cultists who worship a guy who claimed he'd grabbed women by the vagina suddenly playing the morality card over a adult flirting with other adult females. This sort of garbage doesn't work on people with a functional brain
     
  16. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    A married, middle aged man (with a Nazi tattoo) flirting with teenagers and masturbating in a port-a-potty is OK in your book? WOW

    Why are Democrats so disgusting? It's a question that needs to be addressed. Platner reminds me of Anthony Wiener!


    GOOD DAY
     
  17. astros123

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    Zero evidence he was ever flirting with anyone underage. Again your cult hero was best friends with the world's biggest pedophile and has been accused by numerous women for raping them while they were underage. You morons don't get to play the morality card
     
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  18. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    Zero evidence? Why did Platner choose the website KIK -- which specializes in teenage girls? Why not pick another website. Are you that gullible to not see it?

    Also, and perhaps more importantly, why did Platner frequently masturbate in port-o-potties while defecating? And then post about it on Reddit? This is important and must be addressed.

    We are laughing at your naivete, amigo!


    GOOD DAY
     
  19. astros123

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    Kik terms of service are you have to be 18 and older to use it. Kik isn't some underage app. This is why I call you cultists the lowest iq folks in the world. Your propaganda is so low iq that it only works on people like @Space Ghost who have similar iq

    https://help.kik.com/hc/en-us/articles/4402358258971-Kik-Community-Standards

    Age Requirement
    Kik is only for people 18 years and older. No exceptions!
     
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  20. Space Ghost

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    There you have it guys. Astros 123 believes your underage daughter is fair game if found in a bar. Disgusting
     

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