ClutchFans Game Thread: Rockets @ Warriors 4/5/2026

I'm absolutely CRUSHED that the fictional person in your head called me a loser. Seriously, I may just kill myself...

...hahahahahaha you ****ing weird cunt

 

Will the real slim shady please stand up?

 

He’s never sure if Ime is actually going to let him start…

 

Nice language on Easter…please ban this guy Clutch. You ban others for much less.

 

Sorry I'm not into your religion, it's just Sunday to me I'm afraid. You started with the insults, I'm just better than you at it.

 

Using the word you used on a public sight with kids on it is a reflection of yourself and the moderators should instantly ban you, but sadly they won’t unless you insult Stone.

 

Ohhh that's right so the word they DON'T censor is worse than the words they do? It's a word, what are you 5? Don't ever travel outside the USA, you'll spend your entire time clutching pearls like an 80yr old grandma. Like genuinely it's not even considered a bad word here really, in some parts of the UK it's used as a term of endearment, and not unusual to hear people say it all around everywhere in public. Much like the weird "easter" thing, our cultures are not the same. Lmao.

 

God I hate the Warriors. Most hated team in all of sports for me. We have to beat them.

I can't wait until Steph retires and they start saying things like "he's probably a top 5 player all-time." It's coming.

 

What’s happening here lol

 

Cocaine Curry > Crypt Curry

 

As much as I do hate the Warriors, I actually hate Draymond and Steph more. It's going to be sickening listening to them propping him up as the "greatest PG ever" and yeah it's definitely coming.

 

Most importantly we have the black Curry, it's time to fight the powa....

 

I really hope we beat them, it's annoying staying up for the 3am games if we don't actually win lol

 

Rockets will be fighting the refs tonight, too.

5 against 8. Not to mention the broadcasting booth, crowd, and national TV audience.

 

Wait is this another ****ing Reggie Miller slurping Steph game?!

 

On national TV again? I wonder if anyone can remember the last time that the Rockets had so many nationally televised games in a season. It must be a very long time ago.